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Today we salute you Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper
You live the ultimate fantasy,
Spending your days surrounded by naked women who never speak
(Living the dream)
Wooden nubs,
Plastic no-nos,
Artificial who-has,
Youve handled more fake female parts than a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon
(They sure feel real).
Your hours are flexible,
even better..
So are the women you are undressing
(Ooooooh!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O Mac Daddy of the mannequins,
When it comes to undressing fake women,
Youre the real man.



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