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Today we salute you,
Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman.
For two weeks every October,
You're the most popular man in town.
The rest of the year?
The loneliest man in town.
(I could use a buddy)
You've had the same costume since 1973,
Which is also the last time you had them washed.
(somethin' smells like cabbage)
What's your scariest costume?
The ballerina outfit,
Just returned by the 400 pound truck driver
(super duper tutu)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh King of the Costume.
Because dealing with you,
Will always be our treat.
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