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by: HappyMonkey450 (07/07/2005)

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
TV/Movies
1268 Clicks

by: xhottiex4xevery1 (06/29/2005)

If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! clap clap
If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! clap clap
If you're sexy and you know it, then your face will really show it
If you're sexy and you know it, call my cell! call my cell! YEAH
Phone
1245 Clicks

by: Redundant_girl (06/30/2005)

*The Best Pickup line ever*
Uh.. You wanna have sex and get married ... No? sorry - Billie Joe Armstrong
Naughty
1271 Clicks

by: An Evil Bum (04/17/2005)

Sleep-Over Party at a friend's...
24-pack of Red Bull - $25
3 stupid movies - $20
Too much candy to eat - $20
Waking up in the middle of the night to gossip and catching their parents having sex - *priceless*
Other/Random
1261 Clicks

by: queenofhearts (01/01/2005)

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. :-P
Love
1251 Clicks


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