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by: Cutenjboi22 (10/17/2005)

"Taking a bath is like sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth with microscopic organisms and parasites having sex all around you."
-Kramer, Seinfeld... that's why I'm taking a shower!
Shower
1274 Clicks

by: iambubbathedog (10/04/2005)

How come when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's TOO EXPENSIVE!!!
Naughty
1253 Clicks

by: litl pink hearts (08/21/2005)

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offences are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. (ching, ching!)
~Law and Order SVU
TV/Movies
1321 Clicks

by: riparj2904 (07/27/2005)

Out promoting the Clay Aiken diet...You know, the one where you put in a Clay Aiken record and try to keep your food down...
I've lost 50 pounds in 4 weeks and I owe it all to the Clay Aiken diet!! Thank you for being on American Idol, Clay!!


Warning: Side effects may include sexiness, weight loss, deafness, and in some, extreme cases you may lose more weight then that former fat guy, Jared, from subway. Results may vary, batteries not included.
Mean
1439 Clicks

by: Lady_LuV (07/08/2005)

Help me, %n , I've been diagnosed with a terrible case of sexlexia!
Other/Random
1236 Clicks


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