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by: DarkSha (12/06/2004)

"My day? I'll tell you how my day was! Un-freakin'-believable! First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughters doll! Her doll, for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? I got news for you: its not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virture are gone, honey! Bam! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle! One day, you can see your reflection in it, and the next day its a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you: Blah! Blah! Blah! Knowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul! That's how my freakin' day was!"
-Brian Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1313 Clicks

by: ocs (12/05/2004)

"I'm just a big fake, like the moon landing and Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. I don't mean that completely unproved gay rumor, they're just both really phony."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: thatguy14 (05/31/2005)

Chris: Dad, what if I told you I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore.
Peter: I'd say "come again?" And then I'd laugh cause I said "come."
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: kapsta1049 (10/02/2004)

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have church, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtuckit Brewery!"
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1304 Clicks

by: JNiCe1504 (09/28/2004)

"C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Drinking
1300 Clicks


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