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by: T-Shirt (12/19/2005)

You know you're a geek when...

1) Your pants reach halfway up your stomach, but don't cover your ankles
2) You call your friends by their screennames
3) You'd rather have an advanced account in RuneScape than a new cell phone
4) You spend more time on the computer than you do eating and sleeping
5) You only interact with people of the opposite sex when talking to you parents
6) The night Star Wars came out, you arrived at the premiere with all of your friends dressed as different characters
7) You think that Napoleon Dynamite is a disgrace to all nerds everywhere, and attempted to sue John Heder for playing the part
Geek
1322 Clicks

by: elconro (12/31/2005)

Today's Agenda:

Shower,
Nudist Colony,
Streaking,
Skinny Dipping,
Sex,
Sleeping in nude.

Objective: Going a day without touching a pair of pants!
Funny
1303 Clicks

by: imwrilliekuhl (12/11/2005)

Older Stewie: "That's never happened to me before."
Susanne: "What the eight minutes of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
Older Stewie: "Both."
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
TV/Movies
1308 Clicks

by: macmarge (12/27/2005)

Maldives is such a sexist country... I mean, why else would their capital be Male?!
Jokes
1302 Clicks

by: Donald (12/31/2005)

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards= Conquistadorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
Naughty
1309 Clicks


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