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by: neddyt (03/06/2006)

The bad thing about myspace is that there are so many sexual preditors, the good thing, is that there's so much sexual prey.
Funny
1301 Clicks

by: WishIhadaBMW7 (01/22/2006)

You guys know the away message "I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought 'wait a minute... suicide is a crime!'"
Well as it turns out, suicide is legal. So why don't you self centered losers go kill yourselves?!
Mean
1306 Clicks

by: my454ss (01/10/2006)

Being Bisexual is only a pitstop on the road to Gayville. BrB!
Jokes
1302 Clicks

by: CS (01/10/2006)

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
-Peter Griffin Family Guy
TV/Movies
1313 Clicks

by: Darko Fan7 (12/31/2005)

Quaker sex isnt all oats and kisses..or powdered wigs and hats. You'll get a brain aneurysm.
Naughty
1301 Clicks


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