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by: starbury (07/22/2005)

UPS Lady - Package for Mr. Glenn Quagmire
Qaugmire - I 've got a package for you too, baby. Allllllright!!!
- Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: Supermnky122 (07/08/2005)

Stewie: I don't have gas, I'm in love! *Burps* ...well I guess it's both.
-Family Guy
Love
1300 Clicks

by: Hammy52791 (07/07/2005)

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife!"
Jokes
1316 Clicks

by: Shaved Beverage (06/30/2005)

Chris: "Dad, what's the blowhole for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's not for, son, and when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: Conny (03/01/2005)

Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1304 Clicks


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