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by: Honduran190 (05/06/2006)

I'm currently away from my computer. Please leave any messages you may have in the form of an Instant Message.
Questions? Comments? Sexual favors?
Call 555-555-5555
Funny
1302 Clicks

by: Blondie07 (04/29/2006)

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris
1301 Clicks

by: Shankster917 (03/19/2006)

Oh Miss Pac-man, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
Naughty
1303 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (03/19/2006)

Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
Other/Random
1301 Clicks

by: wizard5707 (03/12/2006)

What's with Simon anyways and always using the same phrases to describe people? (Utterly dreadful, horendous, appeal to those over 70, 80, 90... What?) Simon you need to just get you some sex, some malt liquor, a Xanax, a Lexapro, a Zoloft, a Prozac, an all-expenses-paid cruise a mile off the Florida coast (But you must pay your own airfare!), and/or go back to option one and just get you some really good sex. You, my friend, need to get laid and just CHILL OUT! What did you sing anyways? Why are you so important? I have never heard of you before so apparently you suck just as much as the contestants you say suck.
Celebs
1326 Clicks


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