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by: ydoc (07/12/2006)

You guys know the away message "I'd been having these weird thoughts about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I thought 'wait a minute... suicide is a crime!'" well guess wut stupid you cant kill chuck norris
Chuck Norris
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by: whiplash513 (06/27/2006)

Hey,%n do u really have no life and have to read away messages? Well i will give u somthing fun to do.
See how many dogs it takes to eat a muffin. Ha you can figure it out! Because youre too stupid! Right? Yeah I'm right and you know it. I'm also sexy. Well can you do somthing for me? Ok. Copy and paste this into your buddy info. Did you know that 5 of 7 dogs are in fact DOGS! Yeah i know it was stupid....... Well so are you! Or are you? Is anyone? Wait! I just had an idea! I'm going to go run a giant truck into a house! yeah that would be fun.......... No wait its not. I could injure a blade of grass. Who cares about the people there are billions more. But then i might go to jail...... But that could be good! I could work out and get a six-pack and then i could break out and hold up a bank! But then I would go back for 10 years. then I could spend all the time there getting me a ten-pack. Then when I'm out I will go into war! But then i might get shot.... But chicks might think thats hot! And i could have chicks all over me! Or they could hate it and i would never get a girl. And then i would die alone...... But think of all the things I can do in heaven! Like i could fly. And knock over stuff! But then i would get sent to hell. But the fires would give me a good tan. And I could cook hot dogs. But on the other hand I would send an eternity burning and being whipped and stuff like that. But who cares about all of that because you just spent about 143 seconds. Ha! You really have no life! I guess I might be back. Or i could be making another away message like this so you can waste another 143 seconds reading it. Ha!
Other/Random
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by: xo MADDi (06/28/2006)

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. If you are the 2% that hasn't...





What? Do you want a cookie or something?
Other/Random
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by: BlackMark (06/28/2006)

Holy homosexuality Batman! You're too close to me!
Other/Random
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by: Moldy (06/07/2006)

Here's one to add to the list of orgasms:

Sex with a crappy actress: Mandy Morregasms
Naughty
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