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by: Alias (01/22/2006)

"I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment."
*Vomits*
"And a stomache virus."
*Falls off chair*
"And an inner ear infection."

-Brian, Family Guy
Drinking
1303 Clicks

by: CS (01/10/2006)

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
-Peter Griffin Family Guy
TV/Movies
1313 Clicks

by: imwrilliekuhl (12/11/2005)

Older Stewie: "That's never happened to me before."
Susanne: "What the eight minutes of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
Older Stewie: "Both."
Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
TV/Movies
1308 Clicks

by: neddyt (12/06/2005)

Diamonds...They'll make her do it...
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: eddiechan 77 (12/11/2005)

A giggity giggity
-Quagmire, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks


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