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by: rhcpimp2300 (07/12/2006)

This message is written in HOMOSEXUAL.
SO... Can you read it?
Mean
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by: timmyj123 (07/06/2006)

Is God a virgin? Can God even have sex? If so, what is God? The shovel or the pot hole? How long can God go for? Can God go forever? In Heaven can you have sex if you can do whatever you want? In Hell can you? If so, In Hell is it instant bust? Is praying just a technique for sex when we get on our knees?

Well I'm praying, STANDING UP! and asking God about his pimpin....brb

A God Dammit Production
Other/Random
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by: keiblerelf123 (07/24/2006)

Wilt Chamberlan said he had sex with more than 20 thousand women...Chuck Norris calls that a slow tuesday.
Chuck Norris
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by: sir_cumference (07/09/2006)

Three guys were shipwrecked and had to swim to a nearby island for refuge. There they were met by a group of savage and hungry cannibals, who, to the three guys' suprise, spoke English. One of the tribal natives spoke up: "Unless you pass our three tests, your flesh is ours for the taking. First, you must drink a whole barrell of our alcoholic island concoction. Second, you must pull the thorn out of a lion located in a tent. Lastly, you have to have sex with my 100-year-old grandmother." Realizing that they had no choice, the guys agreed to the challenge. The first guy drank about half of the barrell, then passed out. He was quickly taken away and eaten by the natives. The second guy managed to drink a little more than the first guy, but he too, passed out and became a meal for the cannibals. The third guy guzzled down the entire barrell, and went off into the tent where the lion was located. A series of fierce and wild sounds were heard, but the guy emerged, although he was badly scratched and covered in blood. "Well," he said, "I guess the last thing I gotta do now is pull that thorn out of your grandma!"
Jokes
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by: sexonthebeach243 (06/30/2006)

Call 911-2434 for a free sex session!!
Naughty
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