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by: glmxpx08   (05/06/2006)

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals….except the weasel"
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
1462 Clicks

by: Kenacious K   (04/30/2006)

Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.
-The Simpsons
1468 Clicks

by: Kenacious K   (05/02/2006)

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
The Simpsons
1476 Clicks

by: lil kiddie   (05/04/2006)

*As world is coming to end*



Apu, The Simpsons
1461 Clicks

by: lunatic5894   (05/03/2006)

"Ahh, brother and sister! There not meant to be!!! There like Englishmen and Scotts! And Germans and Scotts! And Russians and Scotts! Ahh, Those Damn Scotts!"
-Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons
1461 Clicks

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