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by: SJM52 (08/23/2006)

A curious little boy walks into his grandmas house and ask "grandma what is it called when a person is sleeping on top of another person?" Well the grandma didnt want to lie to him and decided to be honest with him. "Well Robby its called sexual intercourse". The kid thanks his grandmother and goes out to play again. He comes back an hour later and says "grandma grandma you were wrong, timmys mom said its called bunkbeds and she wants to have a talk with you"
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by: dourdance333 (01/16/2007)

Sex Panther, 60% of the time it works all the time.
-Anchorman
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned.

--Simpsons
TV/Movies
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by: OriGiNaL*GaNqStAh*ChiQ (08/16/2006)

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Jokes
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by: lesanx77 (09/06/2006)

on the second day, god created the bolt-action rifle, so man could hunt the dinosaurs......and the homosexuals
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