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by: Win777 (07/12/2006)

"I'm the worst thing to happen to sports since Fox!"
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: dreamingtree3636 (07/12/2006)

"Not a bath man boy? I'm a cologne man myself."
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/23/2006)

"Bart, I know you want that game, but not everyone gets what they want. I remember when I was a little boy and I wanted this football game so bad. I begged my father for that game, and he bought it for me and it was the best day of my life."

~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/20/2006)

Did you spend an unforgetable night with a man in 1942?

You did!?

Was he a soldier in WWII?

He was!?

And was he a gentle caring lover?

Oh, he was? I'm sorry I wasted your time

-Abe Simpson, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: jimmymailman1010 (06/14/2006)

First you don't want the pony, and now you want to give it away? Make up your mind!

~Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks


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