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by: N.E.R.Dgurl (10/20/2006)

I have a headache .....where' my man...his sex is my tylenol
Naughty
1300 Clicks

by: carboner (09/06/2006)

American beer is like sex in a canoe

f**kin close to water

tryin to get drunk on 0.7 proof beer *cheers*
Drinking
1301 Clicks

by: CHUCK8 (09/25/2006)

PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO F*CK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mean
1302 Clicks

by: macmarge (09/19/2006)

The average person flatuates (farts) 15 times a day. Most of those farts are when you're asleep... so:
1. on road trips don't sleep in the car.
2. don't fall asleep in class, you can't blame someone else if you're asleep.
3. drink coffee before sex, don't fall asleep afterwards, no matter how much it takes out of you!
Sleeping
1302 Clicks

by: IamImpulse (02/15/2007)

Police are looking for a suspect described as Sexy, Funny & great in bed. Your ugly butt is safe but where should I hide!?!?!?
Funny
1303 Clicks


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