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by: Anti rice (06/28/2006)

Meg: Mom... Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a Lesbian.
Peter: ... That's Awsome!!!

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks

by: darkswordsw (05/30/2006)

Peter: Hey Mr.Pewterschmidt can I borrow billions of dollars for my book to be published?
Mr. Pewterschmidt:No Peter but you can have these fivedollars if you can get them out of this jar filled with barbedwire and salt.
Peter: Ahhhhhhhhh God!!!!! WHY DO YOU LEAVE THESE THINGS TOGETHER?????

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1305 Clicks

by: d swigs (05/23/2006)

Peter: Hey, I got it! We can play I never. If you've done what the person said, you have to drink to it.
Joe: I'll start. I never slept with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink)
*many drinks later*
Peter: Okay, I never did a reach-around to a spidermonkey while singing the National Anthem.
Quagmire: What the h*ll! (he drinks)
Joe: Same as Peter's, but with a sailor hat on.
Quagmire: Oh God...(he passes out)

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1308 Clicks

by: random_monkey (05/26/2006)

"What the deuce?" "Who the hell is this?" "You pudgey-faced applejohn! You sicken me!"
--Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks

by: wikid119872005 (05/10/2006)

Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1305 Clicks


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