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by: doyboy8 (10/14/2008)

A whore can answer some of the hardest of questions.
For example: How is life, sex, and the wheel related?
Sometimes your on the top, sometimes your underneath.
Jokes
1251 Clicks

by: shoft (10/06/2008)

If the sex can't be different
And the sex cant be same,
Then the only sex left
Is some left hand shame.
Naughty
1236 Clicks

by: (09/06/2008)

Every moment im with you reminds me of how important safe sex is
Mean
1269 Clicks

by: bored2death (07/07/2008)

"The right to search for the truth implies also a duty not to conceal any part of what one has recognized to be true."
-Albert Einstein

... I researched your sexuality and its my duty not to conceal the truth about your Gayness
Mean
1265 Clicks

by: nAuGhTyGiRl (07/12/2008)

A guy walks into his bedroom and catches his wife and best friend having sex. So he said to his wife,
"I want a divorce!"
Then he said to his best friend,
"Bad dog!"
Naughty
1256 Clicks


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