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by: imitationlunatic (05/06/2008)

Peter: Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Jets suck.
Peter: Krypton sucks.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: wvredneck159 (05/02/2008)

Chris (Luke Skywalker): *shots fired* Their coming too fast!
Peter (Han Solo): A nickel for every time I had that problem, just keep shooting Luke (Chris).
Cleveland (R2-D2): *shots fired* Yeaha thats how we do it in my neighborhood bi**h.
Chris (Luke): *shots fired* I got him, I got him!
Peter (Han Solo): Right kid don't get penisy.

~Family Guy Presents Blue Harvest
TV/Movies
1318 Clicks

by: SmexySouljaGurl (02/12/2008)

Peter: Now for the Hourly Side Boob

Peter:(shows lifeguards big side boob) Look at this side boob

Peter:(shows a lady in a silver dress showing her big side boob)What about this side boob

Peter: (shows flappy man side boob) Check out this side boob,does this turn ya on? Well it shouldn't cause thats my side boob.

Lois: The Side boob hour!?!?!

Peter: Yea

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Merry christmas to all, and to all: shut the hell up."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"...it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's.. it's gonna happen."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks


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