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by: cheezandcrackerz (05/22/2007)

This Just In:
99% of all homosexuals click with their index finger.








Geez, You're gay!
Mean
1300 Clicks

by: sw2010im (07/19/2007)

College kids will have sex with anybody and everybody, but when it comes to beer pong they make damn sure that they wash that ball off before it goes in the cup!
Other/Random
1301 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/18/2006)

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris
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by: Constapatedape (01/16/2007)

An anthropologist visited a Native American reservation to interview an old chief "Chief Two Eagles". The researcher said "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded that it was so. The anthropologist continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong ?"
The chief replied, "When we had the land, there were no taxes, no debts, plenty of buffalo and plenty of beaver. Medicine was free, women did all the work, and the men spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back smiled and said , "White man dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that."
Jokes
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by: Dennis (09/25/2006)

American beer is like sex in a canoe:

f**kin close to water

tryin to get drunk on 0.7 proof beer *cheers*
Drinking
1300 Clicks


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