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by: I luv Stewie † (06/21/2006)

Peter: Hey Stewie Peek-a-boo!
Stewie: Yes i see you fat man- where the hell did he go? Well he must really be gone.
*Picks nose*
Peter: Hey Stewie!
Stewie: Where did you come from. Look i wouldn't have picked my nose if i knew you were- oh great leave when im right in the middle of a sentence!

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: BlahBlahBlahHIMOM † (06/28/2006)

God (after setting fire to a bar): Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks

by: andrewfox † (06/05/2006)

And God said to Abraham, "You will kill your son Isaac."
And Abraham said to God, " I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone."
-Stewie Griffin,Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: coolmike699 † (06/28/2006)

"Chris, this is a very big day for you. This is the day you become the man of the house because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: HaloChampCMK † (06/28/2006)

Oh, Mother. I come bearing a gift. Iíll give you a hint. Itís in my diaper. And itís not a toaster.

-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks


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