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by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.
--Simpsons
TV/Movies
1265 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned.

--Simpsons
TV/Movies
1259 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1249 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! *AHHHH* *hits tree*
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1262 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1367 Clicks


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