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by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harassment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks

by: Moldy (01/12/2007)

Chuck Norris had sex before his dad did.
Chuck Norris
1300 Clicks

by: SpiceRack06 (05/07/2007)

"Dear mom please send money because we're college students and we need notebooks, highlighters, books, Ramen noodles, and condoms for sexual relations with classmates"
- Stewie, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (04/11/2007)

Mike: No, no. Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: WHAT?!? You joke?
Mike: There must be consent.
Borat: ::laughs::
Mike: Thats good, huh?
Borat: Is not good for me.

-Michael Psenicska & Borat, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks

by: Amanda (08/01/2007)

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

That is why i am studying...
Homework/Study
1316 Clicks


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