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by: slipknot0053100   (08/16/2006)

Peter: Wanna hear a riddle?
Brian: OK.
Peter: So a serial killer kidnaps two kids and tells the mom she can only keep one of them, which one does she let him kill?
Brian: Peter thats not a riddle, thats just horrible.
Peter: Wrong! The ugly one.

Family Guy
1318 Clicks

by: twztdicpblz   (09/06/2006)

Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser!

Peter Griffin - Family Guy
1315 Clicks

by: neddyt   (07/20/2006)

Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you've made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok… Uhhmmm… Z, 4, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh… a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm… 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don't believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!

-Family Guy
1317 Clicks

by: imfunnygetoverit   (07/20/2006)

Listen, NESSA, a bullet sounds the same in every language! So stick a f***ing sock in it you cow!!!
-Stewie, Family Guy
1315 Clicks

by: BabyGoddess247   (07/01/2006)

Stewie: I think the only reason we die...
Brian Interrupts: Dude, dude. I know what you're going to say and I am soooo completely...
Stewie Interrupts: W-w-w-w-wait wait wait. Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh. The only reason we die, is because we accept it as an inevitability. Ah!

Stewie & Brian Griffin - Family Guy
1321 Clicks

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