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by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1265 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1273 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1307 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1299 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1271 Clicks


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