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by: Dan (01/12/2007)

Things I Learned From Family Guy:

-A Quahog is a clam
-Firetrucks are red
-Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them
-Death is no good with the ladies
-Nudists are people too
-When you are beautiful, doors magically open for you
-Don't take coupons from giant chickens
-Greased up guys are impossible to catch
-Don't accept popsicles from old men
- Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they look
-Pimples are very evil
- Purgatory isn't great, but it's not bad either
- Everything works out if you do whatever you want
- Don't trust people in checkered suits
- Don't buy volcano insurance
- You can't eat a stapler
- TV is freakin' sweet
- Petitions actually work
TV/Movies
1329 Clicks

by: helloshangjr (09/25/2006)

Peter:I mean special as in Special K. Speaking of which, what happened to Kay Ballard? Did you know when you have a cold and say mallard, it sounds like ballard?
Brian:Do you even think when you talk?
Peter:Eh, I drift in and out.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: (11/06/2006)

Doctor: Peter, that's not a growth. That's your penis.
Peter: Oh. Okay. But what abou--
Doctor: Testicles.
Peter: Oh.

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (09/25/2006)

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (09/25/2006)

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1305 Clicks


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