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by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
--The Simpsons
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1236 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
--The Simpsons
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1267 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1250 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1236 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (10/20/2006)

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?
--The Simpsons
TV/Movies
1236 Clicks


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