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by: alex101 (10/17/2007)

FACT: males think about sex every 7 seconds....put this as your away message if you're off thinking about pancakes.
Funny
1254 Clicks

by: mdrndaymgck (09/02/2007)

Best time to be naked = Sex
Second best = Shower

I'm doing one or both, leave messages for when I'm done.
Naughty
1246 Clicks

by: CRUISEMISSLEKING (09/20/2007)

LOVE IS: Shallow, deep, emotional, one night stand, suffering, euphoria, pain, healing, funny, sad, with one person, with other people, a crush, going stedy, engagement, marrage, divorice, birth, death, religion, goverment, oppsites, the same, positive, negative, always & never, songs, poems, sex, kissing, hugging, looking, etc., etc. Love is everything! Realize it.
Love
1322 Clicks

by: Krahim (08/21/2007)

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF BORAT:

"You want to have the sexy time with me?"
Funny
1263 Clicks

by: Mark (08/14/2007)

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' " "Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
Naughty
1304 Clicks


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