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by: sholter187 (01/29/2008)

"Kill all humans, must kill all humans, hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans?"
-Bender, Futurama
TV/Movies
1242 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"...it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's.. it's gonna happen."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1256 Clicks

by: sxhmtpa (01/03/2008)

"When one panda sticks his willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a sad panda."
~Sexual Harassment Panda, South Park
TV/Movies
1268 Clicks

by: MrMoo2u55 (11/15/2007)

You know, I think humanity has reached the point of choosing between an epic sword or sex. Rock on, World of Warcraft.
Gaming
1278 Clicks

by: Jakers 748 (11/08/2007)

I tried phone sex once, and it went great. 'cept i don't have Virgin Mobile anymore....just Mobile ;)
Jokes
1265 Clicks


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