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by: kookidd45 (03/08/2004)

Sex is like poker...
If you have a good hand you don't need a partner
Jokes
1257 Clicks

by: kick@$$ (03/06/2004)

Humping the phone . . . now that's phone sex ;)
Phone
1261 Clicks

by: TipCowzOver910 (03/06/2004)

Sex can wait... Masturbate!
Naughty
1277 Clicks

by: andy (03/05/2004)

*sEx Is LiKe BuNgEe JuMpInG - fUn 'TiLl ThE rUbBeR bReAkS*
Jokes
1267 Clicks

by: leatheryhamster (03/04/2004)

I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed myself into this away message. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.
Geek
1280 Clicks


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