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by: Cutiepiemsw (03/23/2004)

If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So, if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
Naughty
1303 Clicks

by: SEXYBEAST1687 (03/22/2004)

Differential Y, Differential X, to hell with differentials we want sex! - Georgia Tech Chant
Geek
1260 Clicks

by: Willie (03/20/2004)

Why do they have to call it rape? Why don't they just call it surprise sex?
Jokes
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by: Joe (03/20/2004)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
Celebs
1278 Clicks

by: Mr BlinG 6969 (03/19/2004)

%n is a sexy biatch!
Other/Random
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