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by: homersimpson235 (05/06/2008)

Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.
Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.
Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."
Brian: We didn't have sex.
Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
Brian: You're exaggerating.
Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1447 Clicks

by: mazingxlove (05/30/2008)

I'm bisexual, if I can't get sex, I buy it ;]
Naughty
1258 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/11/2008)

Lily: Go home Ted!
Ted: Okay.
Lily: Hes going home.
Barney: Hes so not going home.
Marshall: I can't believe you just told him that!
Barney: Lily, here is what you just said Ted, whatever you do, don't go up there, there is a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you!
Marshall: And then she's going to make you some delicious juice!

-HIMYM
TV/Movies
1329 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (05/06/2008)

"Wow! Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay!"

-HIMYM
TV/Movies
1247 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (03/21/2008)

"Sheldon, think this through, you're going to ask Howard to choose between sex, and Halo."
"No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems."
"You're right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms, and human contact." *rolls eyes*
"My point." -Big Bang Theory
TV/Movies
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