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by: awexome (06/22/2007)

Meg Griffin: Dad, I'm sorry I have to say this, but... you're a fat ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks. But, you're also my father, and you're the only one I'll ever have. So I'm not gonna fire you. Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
Peter Griffin [about to burst out laughing]: "Penisberg"?!
Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, yeah, get it all out of your system.
~Family Guy
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1304 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (06/22/2007)

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1316 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (06/22/2007)

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1315 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (06/22/2007)

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
-Family Guy
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1300 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in.
(Flashback to Vietnam)
Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. Their gonna be looking for army people.

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1300 Clicks


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