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by: ty (12/31/2005)

I'm about as happy as a poor kid on Christmas. :(
Other/Random
1407 Clicks

by: Monidee (12/17/2005)

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
TV/Movies
1465 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (12/19/2005)

Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks? It's a dream come true!
Funny
1416 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (12/31/2005)

Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
Funny
1408 Clicks

by: Penguins rock!! (12/17/2005)

Dear Santa, For Christmas, I would like a penguin eating pie on a carousel while a two-headed bear eating an apple riding a unicycle attempts to front-flip over the barbie cars..... or a butterfinger.
Thanx,
Batman
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