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by: shygurl (07/01/2004)

10 Things You Won't Hear a Man Say
1. Let's watch Lifetime!
2. Sex is overrated.
3. I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6. I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7. My hips are too big.
8. Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9. Does this suit make me look fat?
10. I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
Girly
1345 Clicks

by: lil babie xox (06/30/2004)

Things that are hard to say when you're drunk:
obsession succession luxury suspicious consumption

Things that are REALLY hard to say when you're drunk:
condemnation microscopic confrontation platonomy spectacular

Things that are down right impossible to say when you're drunk:
No, of course I don't want to have sex!
I think I'll go home now, it's getting late.
No, I don't want anymore beer!
Please don't kiss me, I don't even know you!
No I couldn't possibly sing, I'd be too embarrassed!

Drinking
1440 Clicks

by: sportsplayer2110 (06/15/2004)

A professor was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart-ass student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter subsided, the prof glared at the student and said, "Not an excuse -- you can use your other hand to write".
Jokes
1492 Clicks

by: crazygirl0250 (06/15/2004)

I'm so good in bed, I scream my OWN name during sex!
Naughty
1258 Clicks

by: matt (06/07/2004)

Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid,
Everyone likes getting laid!
Naughty
1264 Clicks


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