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by: TheDroppedSoapBar (09/22/2004)

Hello %n!
I am currently out taking a shower...AND YOU COULD TOO! Studies say showering gets rid of bad smells, build-up of dirt, germs, and more! So come on! Get off the computer and head to a shower near you! You won't regret it!

Warning: Showering may cause you to actually get friends. Side-effects may also include the attraction of the opposite (or same) sex, wetness, and more. The Shower Company is not responsible for any soap related accidents, including concussions and anal rapes.
Shower
1362 Clicks

by: Cheering Chick (09/14/2004)

I'm sexy. I'm cute. I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin'. Great hair. The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted. I'm hott. I'm everything you're not!
I'm pretty. I'm cool. I dominate my school!
Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'. I smile. And many think I'm vile!
I'm flyin'. I jump. You can look but don't you hump. Whoo!
I'm major. I roar. I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead. We act like we're on speed!
Hate us 'cause we're beautiful? Well we don't like you either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!
-Bring It On
TV/Movies
1400 Clicks

by: apoc-sly-josh (09/13/2004)

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1272 Clicks

by: glebs (09/04/2004)

Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
- Jeff Foxworthy
Love
1254 Clicks

by: BandGeek (09/04/2004)

Q: What do you call the Clinton era?
A: Sex between two Bushes.
Political
1236 Clicks


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