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by: CCRevival67 (11/08/2004)

H.W. - Homosexual Wisdom
Homework/Study
1269 Clicks

by: tropicsurf14 (05/30/2005)

"Back in my day we only had sex to stay warm."
-Old people
Naughty
1236 Clicks

by: CarolinaSweet354 (10/31/2004)

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Brad Pitt, as smart as Albert Einstein, as funny as George Carlin, and as athletic as Denis Rodman. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Denis Rodman, as smart as George Carlin, as athletic as Albert Einstein, and nothing like Brad Pitt -- but you'll take him anyway
Girly
1280 Clicks

by: gijane0069 (10/31/2004)

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison." And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, he yells at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY!?"
Jokes
1470 Clicks

by: worldsocold66778 (10/22/2004)

Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Leave me a sexy message and I'll get back to you sooner.
Funny
1263 Clicks


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