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by: sillygoof (05/31/2005)

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!
Naughty
1247 Clicks

by: DaMuffinWarrior (11/14/2004)

One day a man took the bus to work and a nun sat next to him. The nun was extremely young and pretty so the guy kept bugging her and flirting with her. After she got off the bus, the bus driver, a hugely fat woman with a big mole on her face says, "I know where you can go to find that nun. She always goes to the graveyard to pray every night."
So that night the guy went to the graveyard and dressed up as God. When he saw the nun praying there he jumped out and said, "I'M GOD!"
The nun looked over to him and said "Oh my God! It's GOD! I would do anything for you!"
"Then have sex with me!" the man said. After having sex the guy rips off the God costume and says "Ha! I'm that guy who was bugging you on the bus!"
So then the nun rips off her robes and says "HA! I'm the bus driver!"
Jokes
1392 Clicks

by: LTLB55 (11/11/2004)

Sex is like meatloaf. Even the worst you've ever had is still fabulous.
Naughty
1267 Clicks

by: ninjanutz (05/30/2005)

I'm trisexual...I'll try anything sexual!
Naughty
1251 Clicks

by: Noel (11/09/2004)

AIM, A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations.
Funny
1289 Clicks


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