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by: javanick28 (12/09/2007)

Bonnie Swanson: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter Griffin: Oh he's not even kicking. Kick, Joe, kick!
Lois Griffin: Peter he's a parapalegic!
Peter Griffin: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick, Joe, kick!

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: TruThugz19 (11/15/2007)

Tom: Now to Ollie for the weather tomorrow, Ollie?
Ollie: (screaming) It's gon' rain!

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (09/10/2007)

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1306 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (09/10/2007)

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1301 Clicks

by: Kagan113 (08/21/2007)

Tom: Let's go to Ollie with the black-you-weather report. Ollie.
Ollie: It's rainin sideways!
Tom: Sounds rough Ollie. Do you have an umbrella?
Ollie: Had one!
Tom: Where is it?
Ollie: Inside out two miles away!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Ollie: Bring me some soup!
Tom: What kind.
Ollie: Chunky!

~Family Guy
TV/Movies
1305 Clicks


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