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by: Korei Ryuu (09/24/2009)

According to a study, nine out of ten people have premarital sex. And this is shocking to many. But it makes sense! Would you buy a used car without testing it out?

The answer is -yes-.. If you also believe in an invisible man who always knows if you've been doing good or wrong, so kind of like Santa Clause, but with a six-pack.. And a less date-rapey beard.
-Phil DeFranco, The Philip DeFranco Show
Other/Random
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by: sdfadfaasdfa (09/22/2009)

You see, for me sex is a sport. Like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs
TV/Movies
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by: xxjinxxjokerxx (07/13/2009)

Something you will never hear a man say during sex: "Hey, your boobs look just like your sister's!"
Naughty
1236 Clicks

by: eminem (12/31/2008)

Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, and dont be violent. Leave that to me!
Naughty
1252 Clicks

by: l33tmofo (11/12/2008)

I'm in a room with warm hands rubbing all over my body.

No, I really am having sex this time.
Naughty
1236 Clicks


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