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by: kate28 (07/13/2009)

Today, we salute you,
Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor.
Never before has one man done so much with so little.
(lift'em up higher)
From mosquito bites,
Pimples,
And pancakes,
To melons,
Mountains,
And major league yabbos,
An engineering feat so brilliant,
It can only be described as va va va voom!
(va va voom)
Thanks to you,
Even a ninety year old grandmother
can go from A to double D in a single bound.
(What's your number granny?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Hoister of the Hooter,
Because when it comes to the bust, You're the best.
(Thank you, Thank you, Thank you)

We Salute You
52 Clicks

by: Bob Goo (08/21/2007)

You are just a pimple on the butt of the loser with no life who worships my secretary because she worships me and everything I do.

Other/Random
79 Clicks

by: Dan (01/12/2007)

Things I Learned From Family Guy:

-A Quahog is a clam
-Firetrucks are red
-Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them
-Death is no good with the ladies
-Nudists are people too
-When you are beautiful, doors magically open for you
-Don't take coupons from giant chickens
-Greased up guys are impossible to catch
-Don't accept popsicles from old men
- Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they look
-Pimples are very evil
- Purgatory isn't great, but it's not bad either
- Everything works out if you do whatever you want
- Don't trust people in checkered suits
- Don't buy volcano insurance
- You can't eat a stapler
- TV is freakin' sweet
- Petitions actually work

TV/Movies
1035 Clicks

by: smacky903 (04/05/2004)

Be right back, I'm glittering my pimple

Other/Random
110 Clicks

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