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by: MonkeyNUTS (05/30/2008)

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me..."
-Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory
TV/Movies
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by: kate28 (05/22/2008)

Today we salute you, Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman.
For two weeks every October,
You're the most popular man in town.
The rest of the year?
The loneliest man in town.
(I could use a buddy)
You've had the same costume since 1973,
Which is also the last time you had them washed.
(somethin' smells like cabbage)
What's your scariest costume?
The ballerina outfit,
Just returned by the 400 pound truck driver
(super duper tutu)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh King of the Costume.
Because dealing with you,
Will always be our treat.
Drinking
1366 Clicks

by: Shinigami_Wings (10/24/2007)

Why don't you go as a deer for Halloween? We can take you to the highway and you can frolic in front of traffic. That'd be fun, right?
Mean
1304 Clicks

by: IamImpulse (10/17/2007)

You might be a redneck if the pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse... Happy Halloween!
Jokes
1304 Clicks

by: zaqsaw (10/24/2007)

I'm out like a Master Chief costume in Halloween.
Gaming
1305 Clicks


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