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waynedragon

So far I've submitted 5 away messages, and they've been used a total of 7139 times. Here are my messages...

by: waynedragon (04/09/2007)

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.
Mean
1428 Clicks

by: waynedragon (05/04/2006)

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Other/Random
1427 Clicks

by: waynedragon (04/30/2006)

I am not a cleptomaniac...
I realize this is your wallet!
Other/Random
1428 Clicks

by: waynedragon (03/26/2006)

Bungee Jumping:
Who the hell came up with that idea!?
You jump off
With a rope attached to your leg.
Thats like hanging yourself.
But in reverse.
Other/Random
1428 Clicks

by: waynedragon (12/31/2005)

"If I don't believe in Jesus, how can I believe in the Pope? If I don't believe in heroine, how can I believe in dope? In a world where everyone is different, how can i fit in? In a world where there is nothing, I need something to believe in..."
-John Bon Jovi
Inspirational
1428 Clicks

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