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cheetahbabe85

So far I've submitted 20 away messages, and they've been used a total of 23472 times. Here are my messages...

by: cheetahbabe85 (10/08/2007)

Vote Hilary Clinton for president...
Hoes before Bros.
Political
1172 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (08/14/2007)

See the salt on this pretzel? Look up at the stars! Now some people think that they stars are just balls of hot gas. But I think it's God's salt....and maybe God's just waiting to eat us.
-Can't Hardly Wait
TV/Movies
1157 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (07/19/2007)

Valentines Day is the time of year where I dress in black and hiss at people.
Mean
1230 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (11/06/2006)

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school...
-Team America World Police.
Love
1164 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (06/12/2006)

A panda walked into this bar and ordered some food. When he was done he got up shot everyone in the bar and began to walk out. The bartender who hid behind the bar got up and said "Hey panda! Why in the hell did you just kill everyone?" The panda simply replied: "I'm a panda, look it up in the dictionary." That night the bartender looked it up in the dictionary. It said: Panda: eats, shoots, and leaves.
Jokes
1188 Clicks

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