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coolmike699

So far I've submitted 9 away messages, and they've been used a total of 11842 times. Here are my messages...

by: coolmike699 (06/22/2007)

"You better not have sprinkled pubes all over the toilet seat again! Last time I went to the bathroom, I took a sh*t, and my sh*t looked like a f*ckin' stuffed animal!"
-Knocked Up
TV/Movies
1316 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (05/10/2007)

"Wow! Check out the rack on... Mom?"
-Chris Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1315 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (07/06/2006)

"Im the Juggernaut, bitch!!"
-Juggernaut, X-Men 3
TV/Movies
1316 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (06/28/2006)

"Chris, this is a very big day for you. This is the day you become the man of the house because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
TV/Movies
1316 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (06/07/2006)

If you can read this....I can kill you!! If you can't read this....You're a dumbass!!
Mean
1315 Clicks

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