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So far I've submitted 4 away messages, and they've been used a total of 5718 times. Here are my messages...

by: bizzoony (06/12/2006)

Man who sneeze with no tissue takes matter into his own hands.
Other/Random
1428 Clicks

by: bizzoony (03/26/2006)

Dear Nelly,
Not only does no one know your first name, but I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped making songs that have to do with removing articles of clothing. I can no longer make an innocent comment about the rising tempurature without someone yelling "SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!!"
Second, Why did you join up with Tim McGraw and do a COUNTRY SONG!? What ever happened to the band-aid-wearing, bling-carrying, retard-punching Nelly that everyone liked?! Now you go and make a pathetic song about a dude that looses his girl friend, so he goes and sings about it with a COUNTRY SINGER?! Jesus man, you sure have lost everything, including your balls.
Lastly, I walked into Home Depot the other day, and i dont know if was just a creepy bad omen, but when i entered the "Back Yard Grills" Section of the store, your latest song popped onto the speakers. You have no idea how awkward it is to scan the walls of grills when you hear "Lemme see your girll!" echoing around you. Lastly, I want you to find the baby-eating freak who compared himself to George Forman for selling people braces for their mouth! Is my dentist George Forman, is the store clerk at Home Depot George Forman? I punched the store clerk in the face and knocked him out, does that make me Mike Tyson?! I BIT OFF THE EAR OFF MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER, AM I MIKE TYSON!?!?!?!?!!!!

P.S. May I have your autograph?
Celebs
1435 Clicks

by: bizzoony (02/28/2006)

Top 10 Things Guy Know About Women:

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1. They Have Boobs
Girly
1427 Clicks

by: bizzoony (02/18/2006)

Tired, Beat Up, Heart-Broken, Irritated, Worn Out, Sick, Annoyed, Run Down, Weak, Overlooked, Underestimated, Put Down, Bad Mouthed, Aching, Burned Out, Hurt, Expired, Weary, Absent . . . Anything But Defeated
Inspirational
1428 Clicks

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