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WinstonChurchi11

So far I've submitted 5 away messages, and they've been used a total of 7081 times. Here are my messages...

by: WinstonChurchi11 (08/21/2005)

When asked what qualities a politician required, Winston Churchill replied, "The ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."
Political
1416 Clicks

by: WinstonChurchi11 (08/21/2005)

I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop than talk to you.
Mean
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by: WinstonChurchi11 (11/18/2004)

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
-Winston S. Churchill
Inspirational
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by: WinstonChurchi11 (11/18/2004)

"Perfectionism spells paralysis."
- Winston S. Churchill
Inspirational
1416 Clicks

by: WinstonChurchi11 (11/18/2004)

"Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning."
- Winston S. Churchill
Inspirational
1416 Clicks

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