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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 160101 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu   (05/30/2008)

I don't make love. I make like.

I'm going to go make like now.

Naughty
1125 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/19/2008)

"Or as...I'm sorry Laverne I don't really know your husband, what are some of Mr. Roberts' good qualities?"
"Well he was a roadie for Jimmie Hendrix. And when it rains, he carries me to the car."
"And you've guys have been married for what? Sixty years?"
"I'm forty-eight! And now I am done here!"

-Scrubs
TV/Movies
1129 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/19/2008)

Cyborg: "Mind telling me why you're always by yourself?"
Raven: "You heard the kid, I don't exactly fit in."
Cyborg: "He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine."

-Teen Titans
TV/Movies
1131 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/15/2008)

Money doesn't buy happiness? Do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a wave runner. Have you ever seen anyone frown on a wave runner?

Seriously, have you?

-Daniel Tosh
Celebs
1130 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/14/2008)

When God hands you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD.
Other/Random
1125 Clicks
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