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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 160119 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu   (08/04/2007)

If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals:
Then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her."
-Deuteronomy 25:11-12, The Bible
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by: Korei Ryuu   (08/01/2007)

Me: Can I have two dollars in quarters?
Cashier: You have to buy something first
Me: ...I'm buying two dollars in quarters.
Other/Random
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by: Korei Ryuu   (07/19/2007)

Most people get birth certificates, my mother said I received an apology letter from Durex.
Funny
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by: Korei Ryuu   (06/22/2007)

"Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Came to see Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Are you Doctor Angelo? Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo... I need Doctor Angelo.."
"Doctor Angelo is on holdiday."
"Oh my God."
-The Tuxedo
TV/Movies
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by: Korei Ryuu   (06/12/2007)

T.W.A.T.
The War Against Terrorism

Coincidence?
Other/Random
1126 Clicks
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