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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 165883 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (08/04/2007)

If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals:
Then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her."
-Deuteronomy 25:11-12, The Bible
Other/Random
1176 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (08/01/2007)

Me: Can I have two dollars in quarters?
Cashier: You have to buy something first
Me: ...I'm buying two dollars in quarters.
Other/Random
1157 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (07/19/2007)

Most people get birth certificates, my mother said I received an apology letter from Durex.
Funny
1173 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/22/2007)

"Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Came to see Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Are you Doctor Angelo? Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo... I need Doctor Angelo.."
"Doctor Angelo is on holdiday."
"Oh my God."
-The Tuxedo
TV/Movies
1185 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2007)

T.W.A.T.
The War Against Terrorism

Coincidence?
Other/Random
1160 Clicks

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