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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 160119 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu   (06/25/2009)

We're all responsible for our actions..
Unless we're celebrities..
Celebs
1126 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/29/2009)

"You know.. sometimes when we touch.."
"..The honesty is too much?"
"Quite."
"That's not how the song goes."
"There's a song involved?"
Other/Random
1125 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (02/24/2009)

If I had a hammer
I'd build a house for two;
And if I had a sailing ship,
I'd take a trip with you.
If I had a poet's hand,
I'd write a verse for thee;
And if I had the painter's touch,
On canvas you would be.

But I don't have a hammer,
And I don't have a ship;
So, I can't build a house,
And we can't take a trip.
And I'll never be a poet,
nor have the painter's grace;
So I'll never write your verse,
Nor immortalize your face;
And also,
I have herpes.

-Steven Lynch
Funny
1135 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (02/24/2009)

"Oh thank you RationalizationMan, you've saved the village."

-House
TV/Movies
1125 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (01/11/2009)

"Have some whiskey, honey. Makes ya feel better!"
-The Liam Show
TV/Movies
1125 Clicks
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